The customer who ordered a million rubber ducks

But you won’t believe the order I saw today… A customer went ahead and ordered a million rubber ducks! Imagine my confusion trying to fit that into our project timeline discussions. This almost makes me want to schedule a meeting on how to handle absurd orders — anyone else had similar experiences?

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I’ve had a couple of wild orders, but nothing quite like a million rubber ducks! It might help to set a threshold for absurdity — anything over a certain amount could trigger a quick sanity check with the team. Ever had to call a customer for a reality check?

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A million rubber ducks? That’s wild! I’d hate to be the logistics person on that one. Ever thought of a fun way to promote it? @ngonzalez_478.

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