Ever read a product description so over-the-top that it feels like you’re buying a magic potion instead of a kitchen blender? I recently came across one that claimed it could ‘transform ordinary ingredients into culinary masterpieces.’ I mean, it just blends smoothies, not a Michelin star! Anyone else have horror stories of product copy gone wild?
I totally feel that — sometimes it feels like I’m reading a fantasy novel instead of a product description. I once saw a toaster claimed to ‘ignite breakfast joy’ — like, it’s just toast.
, I get the urgency! I applied for a remote cyber security role last month, and I got ghosted after one round of interviews. I’m starting to think the hiring process is another security threat in itself.